Teacher : What do you call a peson who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out from the mouth.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me..
Man : How can that be??
Boy : He became a father only when i was born....
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If your father is a poor man
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it is your stupidity...................
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No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry........
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